Arrrrrr! I'm punchy for pirates!

Ahoy maties! I don't know about you, but like the rest of the nation -- nix that -- the WORLD, I have been swept up in a full-scale pirate mania! Shiver me timbers and make me walk the plank!!!

If it's not about the swashbuckling adventures of Captain Jack Sparrow, I don't want to hear about it! At this very moment, I'm listening to the movie soundtrack, wearing my pirate costume and dreaming about what's next!!!

I think Pirates are so awesome, I've even decided to jump ship from my favorite baseball team, the Mets, and head over to Piratesville. Hey you! Hand me that controller, I wanna play the new pirates video game, too!!!

Man, pirates sure are rad!