Chubby Tom's Cleo Snak

You know what I was thinking would be totally awesome (almost as flippin' rad as pirates)?

If Chubby Checkers, Shaggy, Miss Cleo and Tom Brokaw got together to form either 1.) a band or 2.) a secret team of superheroes (would it really matter which)?

Yeah, just go ahead and try to tell me that wouldn't be totally awesome.

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!

Are you?

Dude, vacation is over. Work is calling. School is looming.

The heat is on, it's melting your face!!! (Well, yours and that of your heinous new girlfriend, senior White House correspondent Helen Thomas.)