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My 2-year-old son is being potty trained.
Like the fickle fickle wind blows where'ere it wishes, I will update this blog when'ere I damn well please.
My chair at work does not face the door. Yes, I'm saying that when someone enters the room, I must swivel around to see who it is.
Is that so strange? I don't ever have to dial it (that's what speed dial's for, fool).
My car has made its way through many a fast drive-thru over the years. My expanding double chin is a fleshy testament to this fact.
So I got some iTunes gift certificates for Christmas and promptly used every last one of them on my latest aural endeavor - to listen to every Paul McCartney/Wings album ever recorded.
With more than 5 billion scurrying around on Earth, I have always suspected that somewhere out there is another me. He either 1.) sounds just like me or 2.) looks just like me (lucky bastard).
That crazy Garfield has gone and done it again! Now Google is selling ads for him on my blog. Stupid Garfield.
When I was but a wee lad, I adored Jim Davis' comic strip Garfield. Something about a lazy, overweight cat who loves lasagna just killed me - go figure! I vividly remember one day visiting the WVC library and feeling like I'd hit the mother lode upon discovering a multitude of Garfield strips compiled into a single volume.
The Cheeth has astutely pointed out that it's been a while since my last post. And who am I to argue with the Cheeth?